THE TUNER AND THE RUNAWAY HARMONICS

by Birgit Pestal

 

“I am here to capture you,” said the tuner.

“Again? Really? You can’t make me, you can’t taim me and for sure you will never capture me, ” said the runaway harmonic.

” Am begging you, be my quest”.

“Is this a joke?”

“Any chance?”

“No. Idiot!”

• • •

Tuner: „I promise to be nice.”

Fifth: “l promise to be nasty.”

Tuner: “All your friends are here already!”

Fifth: “And family too? No thanks.”

Tuner: “You have to follow your path, ánd this is the right path.”

Fifth: “F* yourself.”

Tuner: ” Well. First you let me fix you”

Fifth: “I am a free partial. I do what I want. I dont need fixing ,”

Tuner: “You are not aligned to 440hz.”

Fifth: „Ja. F* that too”.

• • •

Tuner: „Your life will be so much more meaningful . Please come.”

Fifth: „Even if this would be an option , i cant do anything exciting as long as the fundamental is not doing its job.”

Fundamental: „Leave me out of this please.”

Tuner to Fundamental: „I want you to have a relationship with all the others . I command you!”

Fundamental: “Thehehe!  Ya. go on. Give me commands. Sure. ”

Fifth:  “So naive. So sweet. Very clueless. I am out of here!”

Tuner: „ Please stay, please…!”

Tuner: “Come back!”

Fundamental: “I could need a drink. Where is octave…?.”

Tuner: „Ahm, uh, just asleep. Please, relax! I am sure she comes back and as well Fifth.”

• • •

5 mins pass

Fundamental: “Oh. There. I felt smth. i defintley felt smth.”

Octave: “Hello everyone. Where is the party?”

Tuner: “You dont look very good. Let me find you a seat.”

Octave: “Am i splitted? I see everything two times.”

Octaveshade: “Am i splitted? I also see everything two times.”

Fundamental: “I shouldnt have had that last drink.”

Tuner: “Just Please dont vomit.”

Fifth: “What? Why are you getting me in here again now? This is no place to stay! ”

Octaveshade: “I am so stiff down there. And I think i really don’t belong here.”

Second Octave: “Could the fundamental please stop vomiting? And damnit put the volume down, we are trying to sleep up here…”

Fifth: “Please i need to go! Let me go!  i have catch a flight. Really!”

Tuner: “Could everyone please relax for a second!!!”

• • •

Octaveshade: “I am out of here.”

Octave: “My brother where are thou…”

Fifth: “i missed my flight because of you!”

Tuner: “If you just could be happy for a moment”

Fundamental: “I am too high.”

Fifth: “I am too low.”

Octave: “I am lonesome and a bit sad. i liked shadowoctave.”

Second Octave to Octave: “Hello, Hello. i think we can do something about that…”

Tuner: “Some more hits and we are done.”

Fifth: “I hear angels singing, are these the much higher ones?”

Fundamental: “Yes, thats them. Wow.”

Fifth: “Oh Wow. It is beautyful. Really.”

Tuner: “Told ya.”

 

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